Quotes about Dogs

In dog years, I'm dead. -Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. -Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. -Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andrew A. Rooney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain